divorce!!!?
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, And she’s a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn’t there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I’ve got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
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January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
lmao… thats awesome =]
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
That’s a good one!!!!! LOL
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
What a crafty BIT#@!!!
He is a plain IDIOT for even thinking about something like that when a female is at the wheel.
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
funny
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Old but good one
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
I LOVE IT!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
LOL GOOD ONE!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Now that’s funny!
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
hilarious
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Does that mean he doesn’t get the car?
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
haha
good one !!!
:+)
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY lol hahahaha
January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
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January 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
WOOOTTTT!